So months after MTV Live initially approached The Keyhole Sessions requesting to participate on our stage, after multiple negotiations, assurances, and rescheduling on our part to accommodate their shoot, they have now, at the 11th hour, decided not to be a part of tonight’s Session.

Apparently, after years of abusing what appears to be a clueless intern, he has been broken to the point of not wanting to appear on stage with our lovely models. For some reason, this is worse than being coated in honey and attacked by pigeons.

I’m sorry that after much hyping to our beloved artists that I now make this announcement at such a late hour. What I am relieved about, however, is that I needn’t worry about the possibility of a young man from the MTV demographic possibly disrupting and embarrassing himself {and our models} on our hallowed stage.

What we are promising, is a great night brought to you by Pandora La Glamme and Dolores Del Fuego, as well as our rope master, Mr. Robichaud. That I know we can deliver.

see you soon.

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