Archive for February, 2010

TMATNB: Skellington & Kitty Kerosene 02|16|10 – Playlist

by The Madame

Act I

Four Seasons Vivaldi, Capella Istropolitana

Act II

Evil Night Together Jill Tracy
Coin-Operated Boy Dresden Dolls
Pass The Kerosene The Peculiar Pretzelmen
Human Fly Nouvelle Vague
Kiss Them For Me Siouxsie and the Banshees
I Hate Camera The Bird and The Bee
Alfie Lily Allen
My Moon, My Man Feist
Preparedness The Bird and The Bee
You Leave Me Cold Jill Tracy
Secret Message Rasputina
Doomsday Serenade Jill Tracy
Hello Tomorrow Squeak E. Clean f Karen O
Lover I Don’t Have to Love Bright Eyes


Dirty Valentine Contest Winner

by The Madame

We were extremely honoured and flattered at the lovely, charming, and often delightfully filthy missives we received for our Dirty Valentine Contest.

Funnily enough, it was one of our first entries that stuck with us, and ultimately won the contest. We’re glad we can offer such satisfaction.

Thanks to S. Clayton who did a nice job of making us read something more than once. We hope he enjoys our mutli-cd set from our Dirty Valentine playlist.

And yay to all those dirty minds out there. Never stop.


SexMatters TV shouts-out to TKS

by The Madame

Newly launchd SexMattersTV, Cynthia Loyst’s next evolutionary step after SexTV, was recently interviewed by She Does The City for their Valentine’s Day post.

How nice it was to discover that the lovely Ms. Loyst gave The Keyhole Sessions a shout-out when asked what people can do in Toronto when looking to explore their creative, kinky sides.

We’re happy that Ms. Loyst is continuing her journey of discovering and sharing all things saucy. {Catch SexMattersTV on CP24, Thursdays & Fridays at 10:30pm on Star! on Saturdays & Sundays at 11:30.}

photo from SheDoesTheCity


The Morning After The Night Before: My Dirty Valentine 02|09|10

by The Madame

Dylan Ryan debuts as Cupid

Yet another snowy, slushy night, and yet again our artists arrived happily through our doors, paper at the ready, for My Dirty Valentine.

Dylan Ryan debuted on our TKS stage in innocent, heavenly attire, until she was joined by Jennifer Rose. From there, the night delightfully disintegrated, resulting in a final pose involving a jelly pink dildo, and some charming sucking action.

We welcomed back JP Robichaud, who returned after a short hiatus with a vengeance. His rope decorated our school girls in red and candy pink rope, finishing off with a rope strap-on. yay!

Thanks to all that braved the cold, that brought treats, that helped, and that warmed.

Photos, Drawings, Playlist to follow in the posts below throughout the day {send us your work!}.

See you next Tuesday.


TMATNB My Dirty Valentine 02|09|10 – Photos

by The Madame

No, we aren’t posting pics of the main event. What; you think we’re gonna give it away for free? ;)

photos by Nathaniel Kennedy and The Madame


TMATNB: My Dirty Valentine 02|09|10 – Playlist

by The Madame

Act I

Ooh La La GoldFrapp
Amazon M.I.A.
DJ Amanda Blank
Your Love Is Like Petrol Client
Fun For Me Moloko
Billionaire Peaches
Hombre M.I.A.
Chaos New Young Pony Club
Drive Client
Shame on Me Amanda Blank
Serpentine Peaches
Paradise Circus Massive Attack

Act II

Right Here, Right Now Fatboy Slim
Big Heavy Amanda Blank
Pornography Client
Insatiable CLP f White Gold Princess
Trick or Treat Peaches
Son of a Gun Client
Bingo M.I.A.
Spin Spin Sugar Sneaker Pimps {Armand Van Heldon remix}
Atom Bomb Fluke
Dusk Til Dawn Ladyhawke
Konichiwa Bitches Robyn
Lemme Get Some Amanda Blank
Freakshow Britney Spears
Dub Be Good To Me Faithless f Dido

Act III

My Funny Valentine Etta James
Angel Massive Attack
Hell is Around the Corner Tricky
Condemnation Depeche Mode
The City Sleeps MC 900ft Jesus
Overcome Tricky
Dissolved Girl Massive Attack
The Chauffeur Duran Duran
Breathe Telepopmusik
Ponderosa Tricky
Mad World Gary Jules
Hayling  FC Kahuna
Bittersweet Symphony Verve
Far Far Away From My Heart Presence


TMATNB My Dirty Valentine 02|09|10 – Drawings

by The Madame


My Dirty Valentine contest

by The Madame

In celebration not of the holiday but of Dylan Ryan and Jennifer Rose playing on our stage this Tuesday, we’re having a little contest:

Send us a dirty valentine message in 160 characters or less, post it to our FB page or email us, and the best one will be posted on our site and win a wee treat.

Do it all week. Send us as many as you like. And yes, they can be anonymous.

Winner announced on February 14th.

Be original. No Hallmark nonsense…


The Morning After The Night Before: Mute Winter & AJ 02|02|10

by The Madame

Mute Winter's debut

How MUCH do we love our artists? The cold, slushy stuff proved to be no bother to them for Mute Winter and AJ’s feathery performance on our stage.

Despite the first real snowfall of the year, we had a packed house to draw leather and lipstick and feathers. Not a bad way to spend a chilly night.

The last little while has made me realize just how much we adore the community that has come together around The Keyhole Sessions. Seeing all the artists every week, coming in from all sides of the city, is a testament that TKS is a pretty special thing, and we appreciate every person that steps through our doors. Best comment of the night: “Wouldn’t miss it; it’s the best part of my week”.

Ours, too.

And yay to french toast, hugs and kisses. Being The Madame certainly has its perks.

See you next Tuesday for our Special Extended Session, My Dirty Valentine, featuring Jennifer Rose and Dylan Ryan’s TKS debut.

Photos, Playlist, Drawings {send them our way!} to come in the posts below throughout the day…


TMATNB: Mute Winter & AJ 02|02|10 – Photos

by The Madame

photos by Nathaniel Kennedy